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Buoyancy Diet Can Koozie

$ 6.00 USD
$ 6.00 USD

This is the koolest koozie money can buy. Bottoms up! Make your friends and family soup-jelly as you throw a few cold ones back in the Buoyancy Diet Can Koozie.

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Made with plants... Probably
Buoyancy Guarantee
No avocados were harmed making this product

Common Questions

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Which payment methods do you accept?
We accept Visa, Mastercard, Discover, Apple Pay, Google Pay, Pay Pal, and probably even more that we don't know about. We are also open to trade so reach out if you got anything good.
How does the shipping thing work?
We use Priority Mail for domestic shipping... so 2 to 3 days at $4-$8 depending on size.
For international, wholesale or bulk orders please contact us directly.

*Prices are subject to change. We understand that paying for shipping sucks. We promise to get you the cheapest shipping possible. But understand that more stuff makes the package heavier and in turn more expensive.
Can I make a bulk purchase?
Bulk orders can be made by emailing order details to
What is your return or broken policy?
You have 10 business days to return any purchased item for a full refund (minus shipping and handling). For damaged or lost items you have 30 days from the shipping date to file a claim with

Customers have good things to say.

"This is not a book. Well, it is a book, but it is so much more. It is a guide. Before I read The Buoyancy Diet, I was sure of everything in my life. Now, I put my pants on two legs at a time."
Eric R. Boulder
"I honestly laughed at myself for buying this book. Then I laughed while I read this book. Now I laugh about remembering things that I read in this book."
Mike F, Boise, ID

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